Man Who Ran Off With Pelosi Lectern Arrested


Adam Johnson, the man photographed smiling, waving and carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lectern, has been arrested in his native Florida. Described as a stay-at-home father for his five children, Johnson's wife is said to be a doctor. The perpetrator is being held on a federal warrant and charged with one count of knowingly entering a restricted building without. authority, one count of theft of government property and one count of violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol property. Moral of the story, at least wear a mask as directed anyways. He also needed to hide the mullet.

The Department of Justice also announced the arrest of Jacob Anthony Chansley (Jake Angeli) who was shirtless with face paint, wore horns and, a bearskin headdress and carried a six-foot spear with an American flag.


Both Johnson and Chansley (as 'Q Shaman') have reportedly appeared on Alex Jones Infowars platforms on Friday. Jones also claims to have put up $500,000 to organize the Wednesday's infamous rally. The charges levied to both men a bit more serious than a parking ticket, their future addresses will like be at a federal facility. Not a state prison, FEDERAL.



Arkansas resident Richard Barnett and West Virginia House of Delegates member Derrick Evans were also arrested Friday. Evans recorded and uploaded video, exclaiming 'We're in, we're in!'

"Just because you have left the D.C. region, you can still expect a knock on the door if we find out you were part of the criminal activity" a FBI spokesman said.